Bustopher Jones: The Cat About Town Lyrics

Jennyanydots:  BUSTOPHER JONES IS NOT SKIN AND BONES
Bombalurina:   IN FACT HE'S REMARKABLY FAT
Jellylorum:    HE DOESN'T HAUNT PUBS
Jennyanydots:  HE HAS EIGHT OR NINE CLUBS
All Three:     FOR HE'S THE ST. JAMES'S STREET CAT
Jennyanydots:  HE'S THE CAT WE ALL GREET AS HE WALKS DOWN THE STREET
               IN HIS COAT OF FASTIDIOUS BLACK
Bombalurina:   NO COMMONPLACE MOUSERS HAVE SUCH WELL-CUT TROUSERS
Jellylorum:    OR SUCH AN IMPECCABLE BACK
Jennyanydots:  IN THE WHOLE OF ST. JAMES'S THE SMARTEST OF NAMES
               IS THE NAME OF THIS BRUMMELL OF CATS
All Three:     AND WE'RE ALL OF US PROUD
               TO BE NODDED OR BOWED TO BY 
               BUSTOPHER JONES IN WHITE SPATS
All Toms:      IN THE WHOLE OF ST. JAMES'S THE SMARTEST OF NAMES
               IS THE NAME OF THIS BRUMMELL OF CATS
               AND WE'RE ALL OF US PROUD
               TO BE NODDED OR BOWED TO BY
               BUSTOPHER JONES IN WHITE SPATS
Bustopher:     MY VISITS ARE OCCASIONAL TO THE SENIOR EDUCATIONAL
               AND IT IS AGAINST THE RULES
               FOR ANY ONE CAT TO BELONG BOTH TO THAT
               AND THE JOINT SUPERIOR SCHOOLS
               FOR A SIMILAR REASON, WHEN GAME IS IN SEASON
               I'M FOUND NOT AT FOX'S, BUT BLIMP'S
               AND I'M FREQUENTLY SEEN AT THE GAY STAGE AND SCREEN
               WHICH IS FAMOUS FOR WINKLES AND SHRIMPS
               IN THE SEASON OF VENISON, I GIVE MY BEN'SON
               TO THE POTHUNTER'S SUCCULENT BONES
               AND JUST BEFORE NOON'S NOT A MOMENT TOO SOON
               TO DROP IN FOR A DRINK AT THE DRONES
               WHEN I'M SEEN IN A HURRY, THERE'S PROBABLY CURRY
               AT THE SIAMESE -- OR AT THE GLUTTON
               WHEN I LOOK FULL OF GLOOM, THEN I'VE LUNCHED AT THE TOMB
               ON CABBAGE, RICE PUDDING, AND MUTTON
All Jellicles: IN THE WHOLE OF ST. JAMES'S THE SMARTEST OF NAMES
               IS THE NAME OF THIS BRUMMELL OF CATS
               AND WE'RE ALL OF US PROUD
               TO BE NODDED OR BOWED TO BY
               BUSTOPHER JONES IN WHITE
               BUSTOPHER JONES IN WHITE
               BUSTOPHER JONES IN WHITE SPATS
Jennyanydots:  SO MUCH IN THIS WAY PASSES BUSTOPHER'S DAY
               AT ONE CLUB OR ANOTHER HE'S FOUND
               IT CAN BE NO SURPRISE THAT UNDER OUR EYES
               HE HAS GROWN UNMISTAKABLY ROUND
               HE'S A TWENTY-FIVE POUNDER
Bustopher:     OR I AM A BOUNDER
Jennyanydots:  AND HE'S PUTTING ON WEIGHT EVERY DAY
Bustopher:     BUT I'M SO WELL PRESERVED BECAUSE I'VE OBSERVED
               ALL MY LIFE A ROUTINE, AND I'D SAY
               I AM STILL IN MY PRIME, I SHALL LAST OUT MY TIME
Jennyanydots:  THAT'S THE WORD FROM THIS STOUTEST OF CATS
All Jellicles: IT MUST AND IT SHALL
               BE SPRING IN PALL MALL
               WHILE BUSTOPHER JONES WEARS WHITE
               BUSTOPHER JONES WEARS WHITE
               BUSTOPHER JONES WEARS WHITE SPATS