Stuck In The Middle With You Lyrics

Well, I don't know why I came here tonight. 
I got the feeling that something ain't right.
I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair,
And I'm wondering how I'll get down those stairs.

Clowns to left of me, jokers to the right, 
Here I am, stuck in the middle with you.

Yes, I'm stuck in the middle with you,
And I'm wondering what it is I should do.
It's so hard to keep this smile from my face, 
Losing control, and I'm all over the place.

Clowns to left of me, jokers to the right, 
Here I am, stuck in the middle with you.

Well, you started off with nothing,
And you're proud that you're a self-made man.
And your friends they all come crawling, 
Slap you on the back and say,
Please, please.

Trying to make some sense of it all,
But I can see it makes no sense at all.
Is it cool to go to sleep on the floor?
'Cause I don't think that I can take anymore.

Clowns to left of me, jokers to the right, 
Here I am, stuck in the middle with you.

And you started off with nothing,
And you're proud that you're a self-made man.
And your friends they all come crawling, 
Slap you on the back and say,
Please, please.

Yeah, I don't know why I came here tonight. 
I got the feeling that something ain't right.
I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair,
And I'm wondering how I'll get down those stairs.

Clowns to left of me, jokers to the right, 
Here I am, stuck in the middle with you.
Yes, I'm stuck in the middle with you.
Stuck in the middle with you.
Here I am, stuck in the middle with you.